一、好家伙还没到淘宝 就看到宝贝了。

Boy saw the baby before he arrived at Taobao.

二、你再不回去迪士尼就要没公主了。

If you don’t go back to Disney, there will be no princess.

三、如果你穿越回古希腊时期，那么就能避免喀索斯的悲剧了叭。

If you travel back to ancient Greece, you can avoid the tragedy of Cassius.

四、你长得这么美，不要便宜任何一个男孩子，答应我孤独终老好不好。

You are so beautiful, don’t be cheap to any boy, promise me to die alone.

五、出道叭，我带着七大姑八大姨给你投票。

Debut, I’ll vote for you with my seven aunts and eight aunts.

六、你不化妆是天生丽质，化了妆是仙女下凡。

You are born beautiful without makeup, but you are a fairy when you wear makeup.

七、我的老婆列表里又多了一位。

I have another wife on my list.

八、为你痴，为你狂，为你哐哐撞大墙。

I’m crazy about you, crazy about you, bumping into a big wall for you

九、请问是混血儿吗，美女混仙女那种。

Excuse me, is it a mixed race, a beautiful woman mixed with a fairy

十、美女你不用夸，我只是陈述事实。

Beauty, you don’t have to boast. I’m just stating the facts.